January 17, 2004
SMS to Jesus
A company in Finland was closed down for offering a service where wireless users could communicate with the son of the almighty. Users could send prayers and have them answered by the gifted but splinter riddled lad for the rock-bottom price of a dollar and a half.

Funny how that's not accepted, but the glorified hustlers from groups like Creflo Dollar Ministries - curing diseases in front of throngs of lemmings - can still beg, borrow and steal via the airwaves. Can't show a pair of tits or say FUCK though. Hell no.